in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
classic peg [shrugs shoulders continuously]
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
my computer screen is brighter than my future
And they lived happily ever after.Do you guys see what has happened to this fandom yet
Tonight! 12:37am/EST on NBC
im still laughing at this
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
Yep, that’s Jimmy Fallon and his friend playing me and my friend in beer pong last night. We lost (BY ONE CUP!!), but if I’m going to lose it might as well be to Jimmy Fallon.
He was super nice and as you can see, rocking his Andy Cohen Mazel t-shirt.
My life, I tell ya, sometimes it’s pretty damn great.